Arthur’s Too Young to Retire – Tee

Charlie once asked me why I hadn’t retired. I told him I were too young to retire and too broke to quit. Then he suggested I could earn a bit extra taking me clothes off. I looked down at me waistline and told him that ruled out stripping.

It weren’t meant to be a slogan, lad. It were just an honest assessment of me career options.

And if tha’s going to wear that much honesty across tha chest, it wants to be printed on a proper T-shirt. This one’s made from heavyweight cotton, cut roomy and built to last. Smart enough for going out and comfortable enough for doing absolutely nowt.

With its oversized boxy fit, dropped shoulders and reinforced ribbed neckline, this premium heavyweight tee delivers relaxed comfort with a clean streetwear look. Wear it on its own or layer it—tha lives in Britain, after all.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton — proper soft cotton, not summat that feels like tha’s wearing a potato sack.

• Heavyweight fabric: 7 oz./yd² (237.34 g/m²) — thick, sturdy n less likely to surrender after a couple o' washes.

• Oversized, relaxed boxy fit — plenty o room for moving about, sitting about or doing absolutely nowt.

• Drop-shoulder sleeves — relaxed around thee shoulders, even when tha isn’t.

• Ribbed collar with a reinforced neckline — helps it keep its shape instead o drooping like tha does after Sunday dinner.

• Blank product responsibly sourced from Bangladesh — because even Arthur admits proper workmanship doesn’t have to come from Yorkshire.

As Arthur says: “They call it an oversized fit, lad. In my day, we just called it room for pudding.”